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~Posts From the Basement~


Posted by: Mike (Character Zero) Message ID: 453 Jul 8 1:57pm
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Last night I used an empty Bounce box as a pillow. The cat took a pee on my last good trash bag with Uncle Clem's old chair stuffing.



I sometimes wonder what happened to the litter box...but then I always decide it's better not to.



This morning, I saw the ghost of Uncle Clem ascending the bulkhead with his lantern and a jar of worms. He was humming Scent of a Mule. I can still see the copies of Penthouse and Hustler under his bed, but I try not to go in that room much unless I'm looking for a jitterbug lure. No, I dont fish anymore, but the jitterbug hooks come in handy when I want to cook hebrew national frankfurters on my hotplate. I sometimes set it up in the boathouse and pretend its a fishfry like in 1975.



I'm hoping they don't shut off the electricity this week because I almost beat my high score of 6,433,973 in A-Team pinball on nothing but stale chicken biscuits and Sweet Life cola.



I tried to trade that Andy Van Slyke card to Clem for a new atari paddle but he said just because he's dead, he's not a miracle worker. He gave me Meatballs on beta instead.



Time for lunch. mmmm.....Clemmy left me kivers in a bucket.