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~Posts from the Basement~ III


Posted by: Mike (Character Zero) Message ID: 463 Jul 9 2:18pm
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Hervey never came back for the cottonball pickles, they're all yours Ron when you return next week.



I found some skittles under a flap of frayed carpet by mistake. I bet they taste like dead popcorn.



There's a framed picture of Uncle Buck and Clemmy next to the snowshoes posing with 10 fish on a chain and both gripping Schlitz popoff cans. I had to dust the spiderwebs off to see it. I never knew Clem had teeth and Buck looked like Jeff Reardon with curly chest hair and a Rollie Fingers mustachio. They looked like they were on uppers and hash.



The schaefer is gone but I peeked out the window at the big lady with the mooseknuckle. She was carrying a 30 pack of Guiness. I am getting out of this mess. Get me some brew.